Anonymous asked: wats her tumblr?
Sorry that’s not something I can just give out.
Anonymous asked: does ur girlfriend have tumblr
Yes, she does. Why do you ask?
| 11 year olds today: | omg i luhv smokin pot omfg i get drunk off lyke my moms wine coolers lol sometimes i take an extra vitamin in the morning so i can get that high lol! on tumblr i reblog sex because unfff me and my boyfriend fuck almost twice a day. im a bad bitch lol one time my mom yelled at me because she said i cant be bringin boys up to my room so i said FUCK YOU lol i do what i want yolo!! |
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| me when I was 11: | omg did I forget to feed my neopet this morning |
laughter is the best medicine
what if you jacked off onto some soil and then some humans started sprouting
(Source: buttgenie, via the-absolute-funniest-posts)
(Source: bitchsuckdick123, via chocolatewonkababy)
possibly the greatest poem ever written by a first grader
Persons
People can walk
but not
handsanitizers
Because
handsanitizers
don’t
have
legs
(Source: isabelthespy, via the-absolute-funniest-posts)
(Source: ducktailing, via attention-k-mart-shoppers)
